Why take 2 statins when your cholesterol is perfect?
typhoidtimmy on
If he is 224 pounds, I am Tom fucking Cruise.
Edit: 6’3?!
DancesWithElectrons on
lol 224
Ditka85 on
“President Trump’s day include participating in multiple meetings…*and frequent victiories in golf events.”*
Cringe
Edit: typo
AnyMacKey on
He’s not 78 years 10 months old–he was born June 14, 1946. He’s obviously not 224 pounds. Why does he take TWO prescription medications for cholesterol when his cholesterol is so low? When did he have cataract surgeries in both eyes? That’s new information, never disclosed before. Why was he given the same dementia test he had before? (It’s like getting the questions for a debate in advance.) And why believe ANYTHING in the report is true when we know previous reports were false?
ALKRA-47 on
Well damn! Guess I’m fatter than the president!
susibirb on
> “Scarring on ear from gunshot wound”
You couldn’t find a mark on his ear if you had a fucking microscope GFTO
> including winning golf tournaments
This whole thing is so ridiculous I’m half surprised it doesn’t say he gets a hole in one every time he golfs.
Also surprised this doesn’t say he has a 17” dick and never has ED
Aimela on
His ass is NOT 6’3″
Also, very interesting that there’s no mention of bone spurs.
This is NFL linebacker Fred Warner. He is listed at 6’3” and 230 lbs…… for reference
Battystearsinrain on
Trigs of 56!?!?! And hba1c of 5.2?
HW2632 on
Isn’t Superman like 6’3 and 224lbs?
….so you’re telling me that Donald Trump and fucking Superman have the same height & weight??
RollingRiverWizard on
His ‘active lifestyle’? The most muscular action the man gets is trying to have a shit.
Thetrg on
I’m 6’0” and 215lbs. I’d say I have dad-bod but much more on the athletic side than the chubby side. I’m in the gym lifting and training 4-6 days a week.
This fat fucking goblin is not 6’3” and 224. That guy could sink a fucking row boat. My resting heart rate is around a 64, blood pressure is textbook perfect… and yet even I have a resting oxygenation of 96%.
If this Temu Jaba is going to lie to the American people about his goddamn height and weight then he’ll lie about literally everything else.
Attached is a photo of Kirk Cousins, measured at the NFL combine at 6’3”… and look who’s standing there, min of 2” shorter while wearing heal lifts. Note the hard folds in his shoes while standing flat footed- that’s heal lifts. I’ve spent my career in footwear and apparel development. Cousins published weight is 205. You’re telling me that the walking jack-o-lantern is the same height and only 19lbs heavier the the professional athlete next to him?!
My guess: 6’ 300lbs.
Depose the doctor before a house panel and ask him, under oath, if he personally saw and published the exact results that were released. No HIPPA violation as Drumpf already published these results.
Edit: here is what chatGPT accesses his height and weight to be based on the published height and weight of one of the persons in the photo.
ChatGPT: Thanks for the photo. Since the man on the right (Kirk Cousins) is 6’3” (190.5 cm) and 205 lbs (93 kg), we can use him as a reference to estimate the man on the left.
Visually: • The man on the left is a few inches shorter than Cousins — roughly 3 to 4 inches, putting him around 5’11” to 6’0”. • He also appears to have a broader build, especially in the torso and midsection, with more body mass than Cousins.
Given those observations, a reasonable estimate for the man on the left would be: • Height: ~5’11” (180 cm) • Weight: ~235–245 lbs (107–111 kg)
Fantastic! His born spurs have finally cleared up.
IndependentTalk4413 on
There is no way that fat 79 year old sit on his ass all day mofo has a resting HR of 62 and perfect blood pressure.
Overall_Curve6725 on
Now weight the other half of the orange lard ass
DocCEN007 on
Every word a lie, strung into statements which are lies, about a fat, stupid, liar.
aau2122002 on
Temp is exactly 98.6 degrees…. That to me screams this made up
SweaterSteve1966 on
If he’s 224 lbs, I’m Jason Mamoa
FatsyCline12 on
lol…my BMI is 22.5 (actual, not whatever made up BMI these stats would give Trump), I do actual hard cardio exercise (not just winning golf tournaments), I’m 35, my resting heart rate is actually low 60s (there is no way his heart rate is that low) and my cholesterol is higher than this.
Careless_Watch8941 on
Remember how the far right screamed about Harris’ extremely dangerous and debilitating hay fever when that was the only thing in her health report?
Kinda wild how no one cares about Trump’s pre-cancerous skin condition. Not to mention his obvious obesity and complete bullshit lipid profile for the amount of shit food he eats.
dgracing on
This is the fakest shit he’s posted yet.
Eshmail on
I am skeptical.
KyloRenCadetStimpy on
Sean’s shooting for a job in the House or Senate
SnooTomatoes999 on
Bone spurs???? Any mention of that?
Tranesblues on
“Frequent victories in golf.” Seems BS.
Germania_Superior on
Cryinmyeyesout on
Going beyond the obvious if this were to be taken at face value …
Social history makes no mention of drug use
oliverlifts on
This is some Dear Leader level BS
Edit: I wonder how far away we are from hearing Trump played a perfect round of golf or that he has PGA level skill lol
davebrose on
Omg how crazy, Kim Jung UN score the same! Wow
Endless_Change on
Resting HR of 62?
Carl-99999 on
The biggest lies are that he’s 6’3”, 224lbs, and in excellent health.
1. He’s shorter than Vance who is 6’2.
2. He’s lost weight but he’s not 224.
3. He has gait and balance problems.
4. No chance he has zero swelling.
5. His cholesterol is not optimal and I don’t need to even say that.
6. The fact that they say not one thing is wrong with him is proof they are lying.
Optimal_Mouse_7148 on
A team of professionals over here in Norway have done their research and unanimously agreed Trump ticks every box for being a psychopath.
jclaunch123 on
“Lifelong abstinence from tobacco and alcohol” I simply just don’t believe that lmao
AbaloneDifferent5282 on
The only thing true on that form is his age
saucedonkey on
I weigh 225, I can promise you Trump is every penny of 270+
david13z on
He told his “doctor” what to write or else he’d send him on a vacation to El Salvador
Marsh_Mellow_Man on
What is the status of his metastasizing neck pussy?
TokeThatIn on
Don’t do that, colon polyp. Don’t give us hope.
rgbarometer on
“Normal visual acuity” — Is that based on a theory that “old people NORMALLY need reading glasses”? If you notice, Trump doesn’t let people photograph him reading anything. But there’s a video I saw of him in a court giving testimony, and he needed his staff to hand him reading glasses. The report should say he needs reading glasses.
TheGretzkyofGarbage on
Scarring from gunshot wound -lol! Where exactly???
ExpectedEggs on
Literally not a word of that is true beyond that fatshit fartknocking cocksucker’s name.
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Why take 2 statins when your cholesterol is perfect?
If he is 224 pounds, I am Tom fucking Cruise.
Edit: 6’3?!
lol 224
“President Trump’s day include participating in multiple meetings…*and frequent victiories in golf events.”*
Cringe
Edit: typo
He’s not 78 years 10 months old–he was born June 14, 1946. He’s obviously not 224 pounds. Why does he take TWO prescription medications for cholesterol when his cholesterol is so low? When did he have cataract surgeries in both eyes? That’s new information, never disclosed before. Why was he given the same dementia test he had before? (It’s like getting the questions for a debate in advance.) And why believe ANYTHING in the report is true when we know previous reports were false?
Well damn! Guess I’m fatter than the president!
> “Scarring on ear from gunshot wound”
You couldn’t find a mark on his ear if you had a fucking microscope GFTO
> including winning golf tournaments
This whole thing is so ridiculous I’m half surprised it doesn’t say he gets a hole in one every time he golfs.
Also surprised this doesn’t say he has a 17” dick and never has ED
His ass is NOT 6’3″
Also, very interesting that there’s no mention of bone spurs.
OK, now get his tax returns
Fully vaccinated? MAGA isn’t going to like that….
No mention of history of bun spurs. Odd…
https://preview.redd.it/a5thp958rmue1.jpeg?width=1141&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ed887f590091221fe7abc07ebdd0fa605901c5e
This is NFL linebacker Fred Warner. He is listed at 6’3” and 230 lbs…… for reference
Trigs of 56!?!?! And hba1c of 5.2?
Isn’t Superman like 6’3 and 224lbs?
….so you’re telling me that Donald Trump and fucking Superman have the same height & weight??
His ‘active lifestyle’? The most muscular action the man gets is trying to have a shit.
I’m 6’0” and 215lbs. I’d say I have dad-bod but much more on the athletic side than the chubby side. I’m in the gym lifting and training 4-6 days a week.
This fat fucking goblin is not 6’3” and 224. That guy could sink a fucking row boat. My resting heart rate is around a 64, blood pressure is textbook perfect… and yet even I have a resting oxygenation of 96%.
If this Temu Jaba is going to lie to the American people about his goddamn height and weight then he’ll lie about literally everything else.
Attached is a photo of Kirk Cousins, measured at the NFL combine at 6’3”… and look who’s standing there, min of 2” shorter while wearing heal lifts. Note the hard folds in his shoes while standing flat footed- that’s heal lifts. I’ve spent my career in footwear and apparel development. Cousins published weight is 205. You’re telling me that the walking jack-o-lantern is the same height and only 19lbs heavier the the professional athlete next to him?!
My guess: 6’ 300lbs.
Depose the doctor before a house panel and ask him, under oath, if he personally saw and published the exact results that were released. No HIPPA violation as Drumpf already published these results.
https://preview.redd.it/3itdph7otmue1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb07c1d5e4e3ed53241e5979538dde1c3faa33f9
Edit: here is what chatGPT accesses his height and weight to be based on the published height and weight of one of the persons in the photo.
ChatGPT: Thanks for the photo. Since the man on the right (Kirk Cousins) is 6’3” (190.5 cm) and 205 lbs (93 kg), we can use him as a reference to estimate the man on the left.
Visually: • The man on the left is a few inches shorter than Cousins — roughly 3 to 4 inches, putting him around 5’11” to 6’0”. • He also appears to have a broader build, especially in the torso and midsection, with more body mass than Cousins.
Given those observations, a reasonable estimate for the man on the left would be: • Height: ~5’11” (180 cm) • Weight: ~235–245 lbs (107–111 kg)
A1c 5.2%? Bhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fantastic! His born spurs have finally cleared up.
There is no way that fat 79 year old sit on his ass all day mofo has a resting HR of 62 and perfect blood pressure.
Now weight the other half of the orange lard ass
Every word a lie, strung into statements which are lies, about a fat, stupid, liar.
Temp is exactly 98.6 degrees…. That to me screams this made up
If he’s 224 lbs, I’m Jason Mamoa
lol…my BMI is 22.5 (actual, not whatever made up BMI these stats would give Trump), I do actual hard cardio exercise (not just winning golf tournaments), I’m 35, my resting heart rate is actually low 60s (there is no way his heart rate is that low) and my cholesterol is higher than this.
Remember how the far right screamed about Harris’ extremely dangerous and debilitating hay fever when that was the only thing in her health report?
Kinda wild how no one cares about Trump’s pre-cancerous skin condition. Not to mention his obvious obesity and complete bullshit lipid profile for the amount of shit food he eats.
This is the fakest shit he’s posted yet.
I am skeptical.
Sean’s shooting for a job in the House or Senate
Bone spurs???? Any mention of that?
“Frequent victories in golf.” Seems BS.
Going beyond the obvious if this were to be taken at face value …
Social history makes no mention of drug use
This is some Dear Leader level BS
Edit: I wonder how far away we are from hearing Trump played a perfect round of golf or that he has PGA level skill lol
Omg how crazy, Kim Jung UN score the same! Wow
Resting HR of 62?
The biggest lies are that he’s 6’3”, 224lbs, and in excellent health.
1. He’s shorter than Vance who is 6’2.
2. He’s lost weight but he’s not 224.
3. He has gait and balance problems.
4. No chance he has zero swelling.
5. His cholesterol is not optimal and I don’t need to even say that.
6. The fact that they say not one thing is wrong with him is proof they are lying.
A team of professionals over here in Norway have done their research and unanimously agreed Trump ticks every box for being a psychopath.
“Lifelong abstinence from tobacco and alcohol” I simply just don’t believe that lmao
The only thing true on that form is his age
I weigh 225, I can promise you Trump is every penny of 270+
He told his “doctor” what to write or else he’d send him on a vacation to El Salvador
What is the status of his metastasizing neck pussy?
Don’t do that, colon polyp. Don’t give us hope.
“Normal visual acuity” — Is that based on a theory that “old people NORMALLY need reading glasses”? If you notice, Trump doesn’t let people photograph him reading anything. But there’s a video I saw of him in a court giving testimony, and he needed his staff to hand him reading glasses. The report should say he needs reading glasses.
Scarring from gunshot wound -lol! Where exactly???
Literally not a word of that is true beyond that fatshit fartknocking cocksucker’s name.
30/30 on the cognitive exam? Not a chance